Too Quick to Fit In
You see a lot of modern, mostly stock cars in the Sportsman class. The day I showed up at Milan, there was a Ford Explorer ST, a Cummins diesel-powered Ram 2500, and a late-model Pontiac Grand Prix competing. A Lucid Air would be a novelty in this crowd, but it wouldn't be totally out of place. Except I didn't enter the Lucid in the class. Couldn't enter it, actually. It's too quick. The Sportsman class races over a quarter mile, and anything quicker than 10.5 seconds will get you booted from competition. Our long-term Lucid has run a 10.2-second quarter mile, and another example has hit 10.0 seconds in MotorTrend testing.
Instead, I stepped up to the Pro class, which halves the distance of the race to an eighth mile and ratchets up the competition by an order of magnitude. I'd be racing against grizzled veterans with classic '60s and '70s American muscle in every flavor, Fox Body Mustangs, and Chevy S-10s (a cheap starting point that easily swallows a small-block V-8). Amidst stickered-up drag cars with wheelie bars, parachutes, and spoilers the size of picnic tables, the Lucid looked as natural as a DeLorean driving into 1885.
I was confident in the car, though. It was the driver I was worried about. Despite launching hundreds of cars while testing, I've only staged in front of a drag-racing Christmas tree exactly three times in my life. A quick reaction time—measured down to one-thousandth of a second—often separates the winners from everyone else in these races. My qualifications amount to paying $60 at the gate, signing a waiver, and answering "yes" when asked if I brought my own helmet. Pro? I wouldn't even consider myself a skilled amateur when it comes to competitive drag racing.